50 State Stereotypes in under 2 minutes - by Paul Jury
Alabama – Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska - I can see seasonal depression disorder from here.
Arizona - Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Arkansas - Great scenery, brilliant peopl- Sorry. We've got Walmart?
California - Gay Mexican boobjob computer hippies who really wanna direct.
Colorado - Snow! Cocaine, I mean, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut - Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware - Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously, please come.
Florida - The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia - Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Hawaii - If you lived here, you'd be lazy too.
Idaho - Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite, god we're cool.
Illinois - Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far.
Indiana- You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa - 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas - White-breds make wheat bread.
Kentucky - Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925.
Louisiana - Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems.
Maine - A wicked lot a' moose, eh?
Maryland - Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts - Our chief export is obnoxious Pats Fans.
Michigan - Cereal makers, serial killers
Minnesota - Too nice not to elect douchy governors.
Mississippi - I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt
Missouri - We're #1 in Meth.
Montana - Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska - Footballs, drawls and overalls.
Nevada - No laws, no problem! Except all the murders.
New Hampshire - Half hippie, half French, all upper class.
New Jersey - Guidos, Turnpikes, Leeching off New York.
New Mexico - Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs.
New York - World's 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego.
North Carolina - First in flight and lung cancer
North Dakota - Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio - People care about us at election time!
Oklahoma - Ten days tornado free!
Oregon - Dreadlocks on Caucasians.
Pennsylvania - Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island - No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina - Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota - At least we're not North Dakota
Tennessee - Where white people music comes from
Texas - Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Utah - Multiple homely wives.
Vermont - Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia - From the center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington - Richer hippies than Oregon
West Virginia - The inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin - It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming - We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
